Keep your distance in style! This hat says what every childfree person is thinking at family gatherings, restaurants, and literally anywhere kids are running wild.
Why you need it:
Perfectly captures the childfree lifestyle with humor
Sets clear boundaries in the most entertaining way
Classic trucker hat with foam front and breathable mesh back
Adjustable snapback fits comfortably
Available in multiple color combinations
Perfect for: Childfree adults, people who value personal space, brunch without kids, or just being honest about your preferences
Details: One size fits most | Foam front with mesh back | Adjustable snapback closure
